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God Speaks
Roadside signs and billboards
Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game.
- God
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What part of "Thou shalt not..." didn't you understand? - God
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We need to talk. - God
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Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer. - God
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Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. - God
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That "Love thy neighbor" thing...
I meant it. - God
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Will the road you're on get you to my place? - God
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Follow me. - God
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Don't make me come
down there.
- God
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I don't question YOUR existence.
- God
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I saw that. - God
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I'm also making a list and checking it twice.
- God
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I exist, therefore you are.
- God
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Talk to me...
listen to your kids.
- God
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Do you have any idea where you're going?
- God
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I've missed you. - God
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Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding.
- God
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Need directions? - God
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You think it's hot here?
- God
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Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. - God
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